I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
My parents thought I was for a little while... Then summer came and they discovered i hid all my fat in my always-covered-by-more-or-less-baggy-pants ass
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
but in fact it's the contrary. My old own mistakes and madness is not to be considered a fucking trend.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
This one stuck to me all my school-life. And still a bit now. Not that I am not somewhat a loser at some points in my life on the other hand.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I am selfish enough not to be hypocrite. People are right to see how disgustingly selffocused I can be. But it's sad they don't see i love them and care for them beyond that.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
Which is not always rigth and not always wrong. Not having any certitudes and illusions to hold on can show some aspects of the world, humanity and yourself that could make anyone throw up.. But well, atheist is not hopeless either.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUSTmust not believe in being responsible.
The government tells me so...
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
...The government tells me so....
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be over-dramatic.
Talking about a real problems going on is not being over-dramatic. "we need to talk"...
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST drink and do drugs.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
A stupid individual called me a junkie in the street the other day. Because of my hair, piercing and study-tired look.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
Peculiarly true about school and highschool. Now I wish it was.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virign.
Go tell the entire male part of the world that going out at night alone and being in all relative terms pretty doesn't mean I'm a dick garage.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I am just looking for compliments...
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
Some people asked me at times if i was a satanist or a vampirist. For real.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
My entire elite college must secretly think that. They may have a hint of truth but only a hint.