I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be over-dramatic.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST drink and do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virign.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm REALLY INTO MY MUSIC, so I MUST be scene.
My BOYFRIENDS OLDER THAN ME, so he MUST only be w/ me 4 sex.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST not care about people's feelings.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.